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(b) It seems to me that there is a widespread and erroneous impression among my
colleagues that this technique of searching for the origins of an illness and
removing its manifestations by that means is an easy one which can be practised
off-hand, as it were. I conclude this from the fact that not one of all the
people who have shown an interest in my therapy and passed definite judgements
upon it has ever asked me how I actually go about it. There can be only one reason
for this: that they think there is nothing to enquire about, that the thing is
perfectly self-evident. Again, I am now and then astonished to hear that in
this or that department of a hospital a young assistant has received an order
from his chief to undertake a ‘psycho-analysis’ of a hysterical patient. I am sure
he would not be allowed to examine an extirpated tumour unless he had
convinced his chiefs that he was conversant with histological technique. Similarly,
reports reach my ears that this or that colleague has arranged appointments with a
patient in order to undertake a mental treatment of the case, though I am
certain he knows nothing of the technique of any such therapy. His expectation must
be therefore that the patient will make him a present of his secrets, or
perhaps that he is looking for salvation in some sort of confession or confidence. I
should not be surprised if a patient were injured rather than benefited by
being treated in such a fashion. For it is not so easy to play upon the instrument
of the mind. I am reminded on such occasions of the words of a world-famous
neurotic - though it is true that he was never treated by a physician but existed
only in a poet’s imagination - Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. The King has ordered
two courtiers, Rosenkranz and Guildenstern, to follow him, to question him and
drag the secret of his depression out of him. He wards them off. Then some
recorders are brought on the stage and Hamlet, taking one of them, begs one of his
tormentors to play upon it, telling him that it is as easy as lying. The
courtier excuses himself, for he knows no touch of the instrument, and when he
cannot be persuaded to try it, Hamlet finally breaks out with these words: ‘Why,
look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me! You would play upon me; . . .
you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my lowest
note to the top of my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this
little organ; yet you cannot make it speak. ‘Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
instrument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me.’ (Act III, Scene 2.)